Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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