I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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