Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Randomize
