Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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