No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
