Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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