are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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