he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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