Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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