why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
id be glad to
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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