That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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