this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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