People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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