I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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