oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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