We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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