my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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