i just google imaged poop.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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