haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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