Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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