I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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