I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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