But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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