ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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