i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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