How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
