There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was confusing and full of hummus
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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