sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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