just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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