Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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