So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Alive.
So much puke
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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