How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
why do cheetos always look like penises
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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