dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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