dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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