I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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