can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
