Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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