ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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