HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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