I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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