White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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