I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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