That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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