yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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