But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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