i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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