the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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