Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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