3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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