yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize