Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
