It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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