if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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