question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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